[Chorus]

I wanna be a bus driver

With my little window and my pocket knife

I'll protect them from the Myki fines

Follow the road rules be a hell of a guy

[Verse 1]

Comics writing on the bus

Poets crying on the bus

Push the button and it stops

Need a place to eat my lunch

I'm not a robot

With arms and a face

You say thank you

When I drive you place to place

I wanna be the bus driver

You tell your mama about

Happy with my middle to low paying job

Just to drive you around

[Chorus]

Comics writing on the bus

Poets crying on the bus

Push the button and it stops

Need a place to eat my lunch

[Outro]

Nana's knitting on the bus

Kids are screaming making a fuss

Push the button and it stops

Need a place to eat my lunch