Released on August 16, 2011

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I read the other day that Bob was sad because his girlfriend was talking to

Her ex when she found out that he had sex with his ex wife that ruined his life

By making a post about the time he cheated on her with his old boss

Now he's single and unemployed and he said his life is completely destroyed

And I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!

Sally made a post about eating a chocolate lasagna pizza

Which she eats every time she feels alone

And I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!

Then Sam replied that he's there for her and she can come over to dry her tears

He's probably plotting to get her drunk

And I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!

Hey you, what do you read

Something negative or something bleak

Your digital confessions of depression are an obsession

The lack of your discretion leads to my increased aggression

I just wanna punch you in the face...book

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I'm rebooting my social life and you don't belong

You're gone

No more attention for the shit that don't matter

I'm apathetic towards your blubbering blather

John just made a post proclaiming he hasn't eaten since noon today

A burger and fries sound really good

And I DON'T GIVE A SHIT!

And Jack replied like "Dude, next time won't you ASK if you want me to get you something"

Then Lisa said "you shouldn't eat meat"

And I think I'm gonna have to

Hide your post, hide your blog

Hide your post, hide your blog

Hide your post, hide your blog

I don't give a shit, shut up

Shut up. Shut up. Shut up, shut up, SHUT UP!

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I'm formatting my social life and you don't belong

You're gone

No more attention for the shit that don't matter

I'm apathetic towards your blubbering blather

All that I ever wanted

Was to reach out to my friends

Instead I'm drowning in a sea of

Bitching, whining, moaning and

Complaining about the weather (block)

Fighting with your lover (block)

Griping about the government (block)

Preaching about the environment (block)

I hate my parents (block)

I lost my wallet (block)

I'm totally bored (block)

I feel so... (block)

I... (block)

But... (block)

Please... (block)

Aw, did I hurt your feelings? Oh well, I guess I'll never know!

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I'm rebooting my social life and you don't belong

You're gone

No more attention for the shit that don't matter

I'm apathetic towards your blubbering blather

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I've put up with the dramathon for way too long

You're gone

I'll do away with all the Jerry Springer

By clicking delete using my middle finger!