Where did I put my keys? Oh no

I really need to leave I'm late

They should be right here but they're not

I've looked everywhere but they are gone

WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEY?

I LEFT THEM RIGHT HERE AND NOW THEY'RE GONE!

I GOTTA GET TO WORK! I'M FUCKING LATE!

I ALWAYS DO THIS FUCKING SHIT!

WHY CAN'T I JUST KEEP MY KEYS IN ONE SPOT...

OH! There they are, silly me! That's right

They were in the pants I wore last night

I should not overreact like that

Now where did I put my wallet at?

YOU GOTTA BE FUCKING KIDDING ME!

FIRST MY KEYS AND NOW THIS?

I SWEAR TO GOD, I...

Oh, there it is