Hey you dickhole

She was flirting with me

Hey you fuckface

I just bought her a drink

Here you swoop in while I'm taking a leak

Ruining the evening

She was the one, now you've won at douchebaggery

I can't figure out

If you are an overprotective brother

A friend in the friend zone

Or a dumbass bitter ex lover

I really don't have time for this

And now you stand in my way

I got a feeling now you're here, that you're here to stay

(One, two, fuck you)

You're cockblock

Ruining my game

You're a cockblock

Pathetic and lame

Hey you dumb bitch

Can't you leave us alone

What's your problem

Can't you throw me a bone

Staring at me like I'm Satan himself

Trying to steal her soul

Go get a drink and take a break from fun patrol

I can't figure out

If you're an overprotective sister

A jealous best friend

Or a lesbian wanting to kiss her

I really don't have time for this

And now you stand in my way

Can't take hint to take a hike, so you're here to stay

(One, two, fuck you)

You're a cockblock

Ruining my game

You're a cockblock

Pathetic and lame

You're a cockblock

That's what you do

You're a cockblock

Obstructing the poon

Don't you have something better to do

(Go away I'm trying to get laid)

Don't you have something better to do

(Go away I'm trying to get laid)

(You, fu-cking)

Congratulations

You're an asshole

I hope you're happy

'Cause you're an asshole

You ruined the whole night

You're an asshole

Why don't you eat shit and die

'Cause you're an asshole

Cockblock

Cockblock