[Intro]

Excuse me, my eyes are up here

Yeah, but your boobs are down there

[Verse 1]

Boobs should always be in my face

So bring them over to my place

Guys know what it's all about

Victoria, your Secret's out

All bras do is get in the way

So let yo puppies out to play

Squish them boobs all up on me Hell yeah

[Chorus]

Happy and bouncy and jiggly wiggly

Rounded mounds just leave me all giggly

A couple of supple and simple delights

Can Bring out a smile in every straight man

(And some chicks too)

Now I want you to reveal

What you've concealed

Lose the bra, so that I can cop a feel

(MAMMARY GLANDS IN DEMAND!)

Glory to boobs

Fleshy mountains up high

They're so wonderful they make me want to cry

I wanna grab 'em

I wanna shake 'em

I wanna NOM NOM

BECAUSE BOOBS

I wanna squeeze 'em

I wanna slap em

I wanna punch 'em

BECAUSE BOOBS

BECAUSE BOOBS

BECAUSE BOOBS

[Verse 2]

Boobs go bouncy when you dance

Worthy of a second glance

Shimmy them ladies to and fro

My happiness begins to grow

If I had a room full of boobs

That would be my favorite room

If you think your boobs just get in the way

You are wrong. Boobs are great

Men with boobs I do not like

Put on a shirt and take a hike

Chicks with boobs are really cool

Especially when they're in a pool

A's, B's, C's are all okay

As long as they never go away

Consensual sex is alright with me

I really like your boobs

Happy and bouncy and jiggly wiggly

Rounded mounds just leave me all giggly

A couple of supple and simple delights

Can Bring out a smile in every straight man

(unless you're an ass guy)

Now I want you to reveal what you've concealed

Lose the bra, so that I can cop a feel

(MAMMARY GLANDS IN DEMAND!)

Thy boobs be done 'cuz they're funbags of fun

A golden bosom shining brightly like the sun

I wanna grab 'em

I wanna shake 'em

I wanna NOM NOM

BECAUSE BOOBS

I wanna squeeze 'em

I wanna slap em

I wanna punch 'em

BECAUSE BOOBS

BECAUSE BOOBS

BECAUSE BOOBS

BECAUSE

BECAUSE

BECAUSE

Now we all know where this song's about to go Start your engines, cuz it's time to motorboat

Don't be a jerk, don't you dare put them away

If you did, then I wouldn't see your boobs

Aw, come on... bring them back... boobs

There's your boobs There they are! Boobs