[Verse 1]

Monster trucks...are fucking awesome

Running shit over...that's fuckin' awesome!

Mowing the lawn...that isn't awesome!

Monster trucks that mow the lawn...

Now that'd be awesome

All that shit that's fuckin' awesome

Give it to me

Give it to me

All that shit that isn't awesome you can keep it!

[Verse 2]

Blowjobs...are fucking awesome!

Bubble Wrap...is sort of awesome!?

Staplers...I guess they're awesome

...Yeah they can be awesome? Right?

Clipping shit together...That's productive!

All that shit that's fuckin' awesome

Give it to me!

Give it to me!

All that shit that's sort of awesome I'm indifferent!

Trampolines direct deposit fighter jets and nachos all

Awesome, awesome

Acid rain and moldy cheese and waiting in line at the DMV

All not awesome, not awesome, uh-uh

Frozen pizza, Styrofoam and clothes hangers and soap

I could take it or leave it

Awesome things are awesome and the things that aren't are not

And that's the way of the land

That's just the way the world is, man

[Verse 3]

Burning alive...is not awesome

But waking up to a puppy...that's cute and awesome!

Finding a dollar...that's pretty awesome!

Supplemental income, yeah, now we're talking!

I can't wait to spend my dollar

What should I get?

What I get?

99 cent store or dollar menu cheeseburger

All that stuff that's fucking awesome

Give it to me, give it to me

I am totally serious I'm not asking but I'm demanding

Give it to me, give it to me

How'd you like it if I strapped you down

And pulled your fingernails out

Give it to me, give it to me

All you gotta do to end the pain

Is give me awesome stuff so

Give it to me, give it to me

Thanks