[Verse 1]

Hello there

You are all now witnesses

To a kind of confrontation

Between me and these three men

[Chorus]

It ain't so simple

Treason is crime

No, it ain't so simple

And here's the reasons why

[Verse 2]

This one, he always jeers me

Makes fun of my scanty head

I'll send the bears to kill him

Make the lame leap like stags

[Chorus]

It ain't so simple

Treason is crime

No, it ain't so simple

And here's the reasons why

[Bridge]

This things that sits behind me

A jumped-up homunculus

O yes, he sings so sweetly

O no, he'll drown discreetly

[Chorus]

It ain't so simple

Treason is crime

No, it ain't so simple

And here's the reasons why

[Chorus]

It ain't so simple

Treason is crime

No, it ain't so simple

And here's the reasons why

[Outro]

Last one, the flannel acre

Everybody seems to love him

Guess I'll keep him around

Until the next song