[Intro: Proof]

I want some Maybach shit, ya' know what I'm sayin'

Ms. Shan in the back, ya dig?

Come over here in the room

Know what I mean? We just––I'm not gonna clown, I'm a pimp, bitch

[Verse 1: Proof]

Ayo, she a freak and I love the way she move to the beat

Ass and titties bouncing and she ain't moving her feet

Put 20 in her bra, stiff dick had many in her jaw

Probably hit plenty in the raw (Nasty bitch)

I wanna see this bitch naked on my livin room flo'

And yo bitch, I ain't givin up no dough (Fo' sho')

You can be my best friend but Em might get mad

Don't call me Daddy bitch, I fuck better than your dad (Damn!)

Let me get up in that ass like I'm riding horseback

Fuck a sponge, I need her tongue to clean my ball sack

I pop my collar, don't pop your bra strap

If you hang up the phone then bitch don't call back

18's on ice, you ain't seen me befo'

Acting like you ain't seen my bling through the do' (Bling)

I'm mean to a hoe, just for one reason

'Cause bitches need to be dialing 9-1-1 for no reason

[Chrous: Proof + Eminem]

I'm somethin' like a pimp

I'm down to trick, but you ain't seeing no chips, young hoe

I said I'm somethin' like a pimp

Can't go on trips, so you could suck my dick - Yes, bitch!

I'm somethin' like a pimp

You could swallow or spit, and make me rich, oh girl

I'm somethin' like a pimp

Get that money witcha switch, I walk with a limp - Big P

I said I'm somethin' like a pimp

[Verse 2: Kuniva]

I never treat 'em like they wanna be treated, bitch beat it

Your purpose'll be defeated if you think that you're needed

Now what do you tell a chick who has two black eyes?

You ain't gotta tell her nothing, you just told her twice

And I don't wanna put my hands on ya, I got a plan for ya

Get with my mans, he gon' lay a couple grand on ya

So fresh and so clean, she know the routine

It's such a - wonderful thing, money flow like ravines

They say "Kuniva, get a clothing line" but I'mma chill

'Cause when cotton ain't sellin pussy always will

And these women they be knowin the deal

That's why these niggas be blowin a mil' just to keep a hoe in they grill

And I ain't never been a pimp, I'm somethin like one though

I fuck 'em and leave 'em, you always love or like that hoe

Cashin 'em out, they never get ahold of my chains

They only get that swollen up thang, I'm showin 'em game

[Verse 3: Swifty McVay]

Hah, you was a sucka when you met her, she dogged you 'cause you let her

See I tell a bitch quick, if you knew better you'd do better (Bitch)

They realizing I ain't havin that shit

Don't be surprised, I'm hypnotizin’ every tramp that she with (She rolling with me)

I send 'em out like Vanity 6 and I mean that

I'm dogging they ass, I'm in jogging pants and a V-neck (Hah!)

I'll put my foot up in her ass so fast

That she'll forget how to spell "cash," she hoeing with a cast on (Get the fuck out there!)

And I'm knowin just what happened that day

He didn't pay 'cause you let him take you to a matinée (I saw you)

You get slapped that way, you can't dodge the drama

I'm pimping aunts and mamas, I collect from massage parlors (I want my change)

Menage-a-trois is really second nature

I have 88 bitches straight taking it to the face and uh {AHH!}

I can give a fuck about a relation

Either open your legs, or get the play, stupid bitch

[Chrous: Proof + Eminem]

I'm somethin' like a pimp

I'm down to trick, but you ain't seeing no chips, young hoe

I said I'm somethin' like a pimp

Can't go on trips, so you could suck my dick - Yes, bitch!

I'm somethin' like a pimp

You could swallow or spit, and make me rich, oh girl

I'm somethin' like a pimp

Get that money witcha switch, I walk with a limp - Big P

I said I'm somethin' like a pimp

[Verse 4: Eminem]

(Hey, you know I gotta say somethin on this track)

Well I'm not a pimp or a player, see I'm more like the mayor

Grab a bitch up by her hair like I just don't care

And swing her in the air (AHH!) I'm talkin major ass kick

Toss a bitch out the house like Kwame Kirkpatrick

I'm a PIMP, so I give a fuck about a BITCH

But I don't make 'em trick, I'm RICH (Whoo!)

I don't need the chips, they don't walk the strip

But I could spit some game, man I could talk up some shit

I'm something like a pimp, similar to a mack

I ain't making the news, I make my baby mama pick up the slack

Drop Cadillac, truck {*Phone rings*} fuck, I gotta go

That's my bottom hoe paging me back - I'm a pimp

[Verse 5: Bizarre]

It's 7 O'clock, bitch you ain't got my money?

I'mma beat yo' ass {*Girl giggles*} you think it's funny?

Bitch get on the block, get some dirty tube socks

Or get shot by a cop in some Reeboks (Yeah!)

Bitch I'm the man, you know I'm the man

Keep sucking dick, 'til you get a hundred grand

Bitch, you insane if you think I'm your mane

Here's 2 Gs, go fuck LeBron James

[Chrous: Proof + Eminem]

I'm somethin' like a pimp

I'm down to trick, but you ain't seeing no chips, young hoe

I said I'm somethin' like a pimp

Can't go on trips, so you could suck my dick - Yes, bitch!

I'm somethin' like a pimp

You could swallow or spit, and make me rich, oh girl

I'm somethin' like a pimp

Get that money witcha switch, I walk with a limp - Big P

I said I'm somethin' like a pimp

[Outro: Proof]

Hah, been getting this money off these bitches

Heard me? That's what I do, you know me

Check me out anywhere, everybody tell you about Proof

Got that, a.k.a. The Young Legend

The Human Fly, y'knowmsayin?

Aiyyo, I got bitches in Michigan on Michigan

Yo' bitch is on Woodward nigga, next to them faggot ass niggas

I got bad bitches 'cause you gon', you think it's a cop

Yeah, that ain't cop that's my bitches

I got the top notch bitches, y'knowmsayin?

I'm more than a pimp, I'm something like a pimp

Cause I'm a Thundercat at the same time, wonder of rap baby

Big pimping, you heard me? P.I.M.P

Proof Is My Poppa, let's keep it goin

Proof Is My Poppa, P.I.M.P

Y'knowmsayin let's go, c'mon y'all let's go