[Intro: Proof]

Drug nation, we know no denial (We're all stars! We're all stars!)

We are fuckin drug addicts, hah hah! (We're all stars! We're all stars!)

Dope show? Yes! Dope show? Yes!

Dope show? Gotta do it - Kurt Cobain!

[Verse 1: Proof & Rude Jude]

Sex, drugs, Rock 'N' Roll

Gave a little X and I got some sco'

The tail of this roach is too hot to hold

Turn that up, that's the Counting Crows

Hy-dro, let's abuse it

Oh no! That's techno music

Homos and sex abusers

Slow mo', hit the exit Dudey!

A pill, bitch and a room

Condom, beers, takes balloons

Ass, tits, acid

Pass it, that's it!

Puff, puff and pass

Puff, puff and pass!

The motherfuckin' blunt that's stuffed with hash

Don't make me have to punch yo' ass

[Chorus: Proof & Rude Jude]

Mom and Dad! I smoke weed

Mom and Dad! I do blow

Mom and Dad! I take E

Mom and Dad! I bang hoes

Mom and Dad! I sniff paint

I've been bad! I drink 'gnac

Don't be mad please! I jerk off

Mom and Dad! I smoke crack

[Verse 2: Proof, Rude Jude & Salam Wreck]

My mind ain't where I left it last

I got an F in class; in fact, eff this class!

Why they call this a special class?

I want pressing ass, not test to pass

I do what I want, I'm tired of bein' bored

Pass the Corona and turn on some porn

Hand me an ambi' and I start snoring

And don't say it's too early in the morning!

I'm a horn dog but bad to the bone

Slick talkin' teacher give me ass, I'm alone

Here, take these pills and pass 'em along

I don't wanna die in my casket alone

Find me dead in a room with a hand full of 'shrooms

Morpheus, 'cause I took the red and the blue

Don't do drugs! No more

Don't do drugs! No less

Don't do drugs! Without me

Don't do DRUGS!

That's Kid Rock's advice, sip Vodka lite

With a pregnant nun, dick slobbin' dyke

Aw come on Proof man, that ain't right!

Man fuck you Salam, it's Hip-Hop for life

I'm a cutthroat killa with a butter knife

Man, I got the dick that your mother likes

[Chorus: Proof & Rude Jude]

Mom and Dad! I smoke weed

Mom and Dad! I do blow

Mom and Dad! I take E

Mom and Dad! I bang hoes

Mom and Dad! I sniff paint

I've been bad! I drink 'gnac

Don't be mad please! I jerk off

Mom and Dad! I smoke crack

[Outro: Rude Jude]

Ayo, Mom and Dad

Thanks a million for raising me bang up job Dad

You left when I was five dickhead!

Yo, I got a secret for you Mom

I don't even like going to those family reunions

I just go there to bang my cousins

That's it, you think I like playing volleyball?

I'm lookin' at their asses, Ma

I'm tryin' to knock up one of my cousins, Mom

Yo Pop, I think you're a fuckin' homo

Hey thanks for payin' for my college, I'm learnin' a lot

I'm learnin' a million, I'm learnin' a bunch of shit

Like how to put roofies in chick's drinks and fuck 'em in the face

Look for me at TeaBag.com bitch

Thanks Mom, thanks Dad you're great

Hey Proof, thanks for gettin' me on the fuckin' record

Pssh, college, I never been to college

Community college what?

I gotta say somethin' else, what?

Fuck it, I'm done