[Intro]
Well well well, what have we here? Our proud graduates
Some of us will be excelling in life
In this shitty recording industry we call the Music Biz
Some of us will move on to higher drugs
And some of us will go on to a life of crime
Well anyway, it's your Graduation
[Verse 1: J.U.S.]
Thank you God for giving me these 5 long years
I could've enrolled in a [?] last year
But I stuck it out, homework I busted out (Fo' sho')
And all of my teachers, I refrained cussin' out
Who would've thought that the fat kid who ate glue
Could be standing right here on the same stage as you?
(Haha) I gotta stop and laugh
'Cause on my class rank I was 4th from dead last
A 1.4'll do it, I was skipping school and truant
Getting chicks to do it
The counsellor said I wouldn't be shit
A juvenille arrested for marijuana possessions
41 detentions and 10 suspensions
For cruel intentions and bad attendance
And not to mention all my bad test scores
So I know I'm only here now by the grace of the Lord!
[Chorus 1 x8: Dogmatic]
Congratulations, this is Graduation
You're tired of waiting? Well you finally made it!
[Chorus 2 x4: Doris Igwe]
Do you know, where this life is taking you?
Do you really know what you just graduated to?
[Verse 2: Proof]
I used to hate smokers and vein pokers
But all of this was before I became focused!
My first taste of sin was with Chardonay
Soon after that the Bacardi came
It's a fact that liqour is the gateway drug
Next thing you knew I loved to blaze that bud
Then came 'dro, gans and a few more
Along with Black & Mild and some Newports
My field trip to Phoenix, little Shaun had shrooms
Associated with myself in the bathroom (Where are you)
Mr. Mathers gave Vikeys, Ms. Cola gave Xanex
This expands my mind like spandex
On a fat bitch, I say to you
Peers by beer? Please stay in school?
Play it cool then drool off the E-tabs
I'm so glad I finally passed to rehab
[Chorus 1 x8: Dogmatic]
Congratulations, this is Graduation
You're tired of waiting? Well you finally made it!
[Chorus 2 x4: Doris Igwe]
Do you know, where this life is taking you?
Do you really know what you just graduated to?
[Verse 3: Dogmatic]
I used to just rap in the basement and at the club
And had to pay to get on the mic (25 dollars!) The floor would get scrubs
Getting hassled at the do', no hoes because I'm po'
No car, walking in snow
Man blowed speakers and cord mics was my only show
I was flowing for no dough
Man I wanted to get checks and professional respect
I always knew that I was tight enough to be in this shit
So I'd like to say "Fuck y'all and suck my dick!"
Man run me my diploma and sign my shit list
Here's a big ass for all of y'all to kiss
(*Kissing sound*)
Yes, I finally made it, finally got a deal
Now I'm copping stuff and ain't even got to steal
Yo nigga this is real, you taping what I'm saying?
If so then tape so for my stanking fans!
(*Fart sounds*)
[Chorus 1 x4: Dogmatic]
Congratulations, this is Graduation
You're tired of waiting? Well you finally made it!
[Chorus 2 x8: Doris Igwe]
Do you know, where this life is taking you?
Do you really know what you just graduated to?
[Outro: Dogmatic]
Hah, well how about that, Promatic really kicks ass!
What a fucking adventure!
Be sure and catch Kevin and Shaun on the next Promatic action CD
Until then, stay Sicknoted, have a good high and a good night