[Verse 1]

Welcome to Waco, you can’t cuss at our show

Welcome to Waco, you can’t cuss at our show

Replace all fucks and shits with “Ah, doggone it”

Replace all fucks and shits with “Ah, fudge nuggets”

[Hook]

Woohoo, woohoo

Woohoo

[Verse 2]

This is a sober show, throw out yr Four Lokos

This is a sober show, throw away yr Four Lokos

Throw out yr Fireballs, or else you’ll tear out our walls

Throw out yr Fireballs, but bring your Topo Chicos!

[Hook]

Woohoo, woohoo

Woohoo

[Verse 3]

Jesus loves you, he’s looking way down on you

Jesus loves you, he is so far above you

He died for your sins, you’ve got the Devil within

He died for your sins, we’ve got the Devil within, woo

[Hook]

Woohoo, woohoo

Woohoo