Let's play a game called good cop, bad cop

I will be the good, you could be the bad

Let's find the people who did us wrong

Ask 'em why we can't just get along

And if they don't answer to my big knife

You can pull out your 45

And they can beg for their lives

Let's play a game called good cop, bad cop

You can be the good, I will be the bad

Let's find the lovers who broke our hearts

Ask them how they sleep now we're apart

And even if they answer

We're not done

We will pull out our Tommy gun

And shoot 'em down just for fun