They trickle it doon and we sup it aw up

This mug wullnae take it, am full tae the brim ye see

Ah counter ma ailin' position with brains

If that disnae stope then back tae the wife n' weans

These guys are aw lousy we other guy's fleas

The circle is growin' wae relative ease ye know

There's only wan thing that's left for tae dae

Dissect an bisect it an' separate the strays

Ah'll clean up the precinct wae gall n' wae verve

It's thame that's the wankers

They'll get what they deserve

You keep yer eyes open an' don't let them stray

Come hell or high water this dog'll have it's day

Ah'll clean up the precinct, ah'll craze it wae cracks

The wae that we’re goin there's nae lookin' back ye'll sae

Ah'll tread on the toes that hide in the boots

These cunts are all cosy inside their new suits ye know

Ah'll carry out everythin' expected ae me

But ah cannae very well turn a blind eye tae it

If you are the cause ae whit ah hive tae be

Then at least come oot an admit that your part ae it

At least come oot an admit your part ae it

Excuse me sergeant ah've somethin' to say

There's a lot of people doon there

They're no doin' it the right way

We give them backhanders

They release ye oon loot

And that's aw this dae ye know

"OK, give me their names, give me their names

And ah'll get them right now"

"Well ye've got Healy, ye've got Brenderson

Ye've got Henderson an' McFarlane"

Get out of my office

What do ye take me for?

Get out of my office

It only takes one little person like you

To ruin an establishment such as this

We don't need men of your calibre around here

Out!

Ah'll clean up the precinct wae gall n' wae verve

It's thame that's the wankers

They'll get what they deserve

You keep yer eyes open an' don't let them stray

Come hell or high water this dog'll have it's day

If I ever see you again... Just keep from under my feet

OK

Ye've got aw ye're trainin' an' aw yer schools

An look at ye, ye're a bloody disgrace!