(Hello there Mr. Rockstar)

Shit

Man I heard, uh

You can marry two bitches, in Utah

Salt Lake City or some shit

What the fuck am I doing here, y'know what I mean?

Gimme gimme gimme gimme more

Turn on my TV please

I want titties galore

An anorexic is born every day

It's easy to find cocaine

What more can I say?

It's easy to lose your way if you play

Yeah

She want a big dick man with a six pack

Smell like minnows in the crib

Where the fish at?

Bitches all over where the Cris at?

Tic-tac-toe in a row

I could hit that

I want shit instantly

Like a microwave dinner right in front of me

Let's contribute to the hooplah

Pack up a futon, make our way to Utah

Sex and drugs

We all live in America

It's easy to lose your way if you play

Yeah

And so I walk in the party with my B-boy stance

Don't compare me to the other dude

He don't dance

There's enough drink for everybody

Pee those pants

I am someone near the top as far as ego stands

You can leave those pants

They ain't coming in with me

That's illegal man

You can bet I'm a crook (crook)

In 'n out with your love before you can even look

Girl this is the USA

Freedom to eat, fuck, get fat and get paid

Put your life savings in a bottle of Cris

Bet that bitch pop

Throw it on some tits

If you can't beat 'em join 'em

Man that's true

And you wonder what I think that we all should do

Hmm

Let's contribute to the hooplah

Pack up a futon, make our way to Utah

Sex and drugs

We all live in America

It's easy to lose your way if you play

Yeah

Eh, eh girl

You look good to me

Come and show me your world

What?

Let me ask a couple questions

Sex, drugs, alcohol, learn a couple lessons

'Cause, I'm involved with that daily

I give you that insight

You don't have to pay me

I learn you something real good girl

I'll open my door

Let's go dancin'

Chcka-chcka-ah, chcka-chcka-chcka-ah (Hey)

Chcka-chcka-ah, chcka-chcka (Go girl)

Chcka-chcka-ah, chcka-chcka-chcka-ah (Hey)

Chcka-chcka-ah, chcka-chcka (Go girl)

Chcka-chcka-ah, chcka-chcka-chcka-ah (Hey)

Chcka-chcka-ah, chcka-chcka (Go girl)

Sex and drugs

We all live in America

It's easy to loss your way if you play

Yeah

I wanna see you dance, see you dance

See you shake that ass, oh yeah

I wanna see that now

I wanna see that now

I wanna see you dance, see you dance

See you shake that ass, oh yeah

I wanna see that now

I wanna see that now

Yeah

Kaiser Von Powderhorn 2

I hope you enjoyed yourself

Just wanted to end on this song

Let you know that, Utah is the state that exemplifies American tradition

Make yourself up a religion

Marry as many bitches as you want

You'll never have to do dishes again

Carry your guns, drink your booze, fuck unprotected

Have a couple abortions

Smoke your fuckin' cigarettes

They can't tell you shit

This is America

Never forget that