They have the biggest testicles relative to body size of any male on the planet

[Hook: Prof]

Bitch I got money!

And I'm so good lookin'

You could learn something from me!

You're old, I'm new

[Verse 1: Prof]

Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice

Poof, Prof'll rock the party till your teeth are loose

I'm gorgeous, roll with Chuck Norris'

Fourty-five houses, thirty-three mortgages

My boats got boats with jet ski's

Three fuckin' chef's and a Wayne Gretzky'

Sunrise, I'm fuckin' in the gondola

Friends: Pheobe, Rachel, Monica

Bravo, finally made it to a dick head

Shot eighty-nine times, and I ain't even rich yet

Holy shit, nice

Bet my pandora station plays Vanilla Ice

Yippee ki yay, your boy is a Kaiser

Everywhere I go I'm shittin' on 'em, diapers

Icky, I gotcha rethinking about who the best is

I'm outta my mind, please leave a message

[Hook]

[Verse 2: Prof]

Uh, undeniably the baddest

I ain't worried long as I know where you dad is

Uah, Where your cousin at baby?

Roll around the family reunion all crazy

Meanwhile I got me fishing for a musket

Baby, busty, gotta big booty

My sidekick is a moose knuckle

If I had a weakness, it'd be I'm too humble

Be bumble, easily see hundos

Cheese the weeze, the cheese could buy three condos

Fuck it, I'm the new Kirby Puckett

Got the state of my back the topic of discussion

Dick, game, Waka Flocka flame

When I'm done with them girls they take the walk of fame

Every single verse hot, your boy don't miss

Bitch don't front, this whole song is the shit

[Hook]

[Verse 3: Yelawolf]

Catfish Billy, I'm coo coo for Coco

Eat a crackers then I spit back a hobo the rollo

Eat rappers like wrappers wrapped around packs of no dough

Yeah the plastic too, twelves and forty-fives playin' slow-mo

Takin' acid watchin' your mama bounce around my show

With all the friends that she met makin' porno

Fuck with me I'm put your 2-year-old in a sleeper choke hold

Record you cryin' and let the engineer leak the vocal

Don't try to play me out, you can't play with my yo-yo

I walk the dog, Waka Flocka sheep in SoHo

I shoulda said I heard, but I heard a sheep is so old

Dictionary schmictionary, what the fuck do you know?

Go ahead and group those

Sudo can find the loop holes

I pop off the cake when you break it just to say, "Yeah I know."

Ruin your day like a Polish prayin' upon your new clothes

And a butter fresh motherfucker just called me butter fluke-oh

So tighten your belt, and thin up on your suko

Cause I'm makin' the numbers now, three three's in a row

Hennessey of trees, I'ma leave, but I'm relieved it just won't go

Getting blow jobs from an F5 in a tornado

Yeah, blow me down booties, no homo

I pop eyes like chicken thighs, no gumbo

So order me up a bucket, fuck it, with an extra biscuit in it

Then we gonna give it to a heart attack clinic

(Catch me in the chevy bumpin' Yelawolf and Prof they throw a rocket)

You're old, I'm new