Gampo - Intellectual

[Verse 1]

You can find me stiff, like a samurai on a llama ride

Down a water slide, getting sodomized

I'm a wallaby, I'm the king of a colony

But the way I am whilin' out

You would think I just won the lottery

[Chorus]

Bling, gold chain, bling

I am king of America

I've had this dream as a kid and I'm living it

Change topics

[Verse 2]

I would like that yellow bone girl in my office

With a little miniature giraffe and some chocolates

We can put a skyscraper where my garage is

Vator to the top, and give each other massages

I don't give a fuck about your opinion

I'm in a tub fucking with a couple ticklish women

And I'm a gampo (gampo) I've been so since the beginnin'

And if you’re thinking different I’ll get to kidnapping your children

Yeah, why you staring at me, like I'm from Neptune?

Drinking with my pet loon, in your dad's guest room

Every where I go, I get looks

Like you motherfuckers never seen a crook

[Hook]

Tell em' if they curious they can ride all night on the low

(On the low)

Tell em' if they curious they can take 'em all along for the show

(Tell em this!) Tell em'

I'm a Gampo (Gampo) Oh-oh-ohwee-oh

A Gampo, I'm a fool

Prof, you're so rude and embarrassing

And they're so well behaved in comparison

PBR poppin', everybody watchin'

Yeah, we're in public, now we ain't stoppin'

[Chorus]

Bling, gold chain, bling

I am king of America

I've had this dream as a kid and I'm living it

Change topics

[Verse 3]

Uncle Prof sit back and get shitty

While I unlock a big fresh pair of titties

King Gampo, fresh as a briz-ease

Sick as a disease/best in the cities

How my pinky ring got my shoes mad?

Lookin down at them motherfuckers like "Too bad!"

Similar to why my jeans pissed off

My whips so hard! got my dick soft

Candy breeze looking like a shellfish

I do what the fuck I want! can't help it

Every where I go, I get looks

Like you motherfuckers never seen a crook

[Hook]

Tell em' if they curious they can ride all night on the low

(On the low)

Tell em' if they curious they can take 'em all along for the show

(Tell em this) Tell em'

I'm a Gampo (Gampo) Oh-oh-ohwee-oh

A Gampo, I'm a fool

Prof, you're so rude and embarrassing

And they're so well behaved in comparison

PBR poppin', everybody watchin'

Yeah, we're in public, now we ain't stoppin'

[Verse 4]

Get dumb like me, we gonna get our shots on

I can knock your socks off, we don't need to talk long

Get dumb like me, you can ride the shotgun

Drinking 'till we talk wrong

Man, I love this

[Chorus]

Bling, gold chain, bling

I am king of America

I've had this dream as a kid and I'm living it

Change topics

[Verse 5]

I'm drunk climbing trees, dancing in the club

Buying alcohol for kids, man I'm getting love

All the Gampos take over the public

Welcome to America, where you at bitch?

[Bridge]

We in public, we in public, we in public

Where you at bitch?

We in public, we in public, we in public

[Hook]

Tell em' if they curious they can ride all night on the low

(On the low)

Tell em' if they curious they can take 'em all along for the show

(Tell em this!) Tell em'

I'm a Gampo (Gampo) Oh-oh-ohwee-oh

A Gampo, I'm a fool

Prof, you're so rude and embarrassing

And they're so well behaved in comparison

PBR poppin', everybody watchin'

Yeah, we're in public, now we ain't stoppin'