NOW INTRODUCING THE GREATEST CHARACTER OF THEM ALL
LITTLE TIMMY!
Yo Jerry's fucking dead?
Bro I heard he was eating Little Timmy's candy?
But I ate Little Timmy's candy
Me too!
Sh- shut the fuck up! Shut the fuck up!(Okay okay okay)
Mic check mic check
This one right here goes out to Mr. Boynton
Short ass teacher, no groin, no good stories and
His favorite ice cream:
Napoleon, Ha!
Selling rocks on the corner like your average Joe in Florida
Fellas flock to order, then they scatter into foreigners
The coroners report torts im the sucrose sorcerer
Just tell the putos its a dolla, crack like an oyster
My lucks without muscle
The only one who hustled
I be raking in bucks, while my classmates eat uncrustables
Wait hes only 9, with some fine cash already?
Shave my head down I'll find my own
JESSE
Fuck around and find out
Sit your ass and wind down
These principles that the principals instilled in me in timeout
But I hate that shit
Tone me down and I'll cry loud
Baking rock candy like its Chi town
Show up to school in this fly crown
5 per bag, no quick shit
Playground deals is all my business
Paying teachers more than they is
Slap you silly ain't no witness
Say my name, it's Little Timmy
Have one taste, it's just some candy
GIMME GIMME
Sup' Little Timmy
Help me cop a crystal Timmy
Tell me that its candy but it gets our asses livid Timmy
Please Little Timmy
Only short a dollar Timmy, wouldn't ask for free
So tell me what's your issue with me
Timid crystal Little Timmy
Timid crystal Little Timmy
Tell me that its candy but it gets our asses livid Timmy
Please Little Timmy
Only short a dollar Timmy, wouldn't ask for free
So tell me what's your issue with me
Timid crystal Little Timmy
Timid crystal Little Timmy
Timid crystal Little Timmy(Little Timmy ay)
Timid crystal Little Timmy
Timid- Little Timmy-
Pull out a pan and douse it with the sauce
Use a whole lotta sugar, some flavor light amount
Let it stand in the oven til' it hot without a doubt
Bag it cold, I get told, Imma fool, see my count
Put tonight's haul in a box and walked it to the living room
Tripped on my dog, spilled it all, I ain't shittin you
Found a different pouch when I looked under the couch
Not my candy, Is that berry? (sniff)
Ouch!
Oh wow! So proud! Set up shop as doors let out
Sell as much as I can vouch, Holy shit I'm selling out
Jerry, it's blue its berry, its new I'm very sorry
Gotta go along and fetch some mo'
No, made another 5 and walked on home slow
Then I saw blue lights alright, they were beautiful
Delusional, went inside all casual like usual
Apparantly, my parents are responsible for-
I refuse to-
For Jerry's funeral, Officer!
You ain't gotta make it complicated
I know more than you do
Sup' Little Timmy
Help me cop a crystal Timmy
Tell me that its candy but it gets our asses livid Timmy
Please Little Timmy
Only short a dollar Timmy, wouldn't ask for free
So tell me what's your issue with me