[Intro: Max "Joey" Kurschner]

"I was working numbers as a kid. I was a big, tough, kid. I became a controller very shortly. And one day a guy came to me and said “I got a job for you”. So what is it? “I want you to hit somebody in the head.” I looked at him. And said when do you want to know? “By tonight.” I said “ok, see you tonight”. So I thought it over. If I turned this guy down. All my life I will be scuffler. I’ll be looking to hustle, make a dollar somehow. If I take the job, I’m somebody, if I do it right."

[Verse 1: Problemz]

When I see Richie Rich I find it hard to laugh

No Pokémon, he caught a bird like Charizard

This girl beautiful, me I'll probably lose it all

Cah I'm busy talking to the cats like Doctor Dolittle

L's on L's and I'm just tryna get my W's back

No broken concrete when I talk running through crack

Y.G.'s gone to sail like boats do

Call it white bust, yellow hair like Goku

Now she say I've got class like school days

No babes, I'm just running line like Usain

Come through like the black Green Goblin

My apprentice robbing so he obviously thought that I was Bruce Wayne

Hell nah, these sweets ain't candy

Mandem white, Arab, Albanian of course blacks, got akhs, got Asians like Gandhi

Pakistani running through the trees like Bambi

B was the plan so we didn't have plan B

Now I'm looking at my Samsung bouncing

I could do it J.K. Rowling

Story bout a pot, a magic flake and brown in

Tryna go hard like erection

While them boys starve, why they flexing?

Not me, I really had to put down grands right

Before I popped bands like One Direction

That's a couple days that I ain't been yard

Tryna get paid off a SIM card

I was in the station but I didn't talk

Even though man knew like Lingard

Life ain't a game like Saints Row

Main road, lick you in your cornrow

Get it out the mud like Play-Doh

Could've patterned gang but they're afraid though

Used to go town with a tenner

Till I put a brown in my hand like henna

Nah this sand ain't the one from the beach

Ask me how I turned white and I ain't using no bleach

(That's a sticky one still) That's a sticky one still like duct tape

Cah I want paper round me like a cupcake

Yeah they tell me that I'm working with a devil

I'm a rebel but I pray to my God when I'm up late

Cah I'm always with a akhi like saltfish

He turned green nuff times like Hulk did

Nine bar, quarter of a whole brick

Put it in the water like goldfish

Young bucks on it, nobody's safe akh

Pop at anyone like hot oil when it sprays back

Grease it down like baby hair's on fleek

Cah he told me he wan' shoot like Thierry Henry

Fifteen on estate stealing cars

Came up short, I was getting chased by the sarge

What sort of man doesn't wanna make money fast?

Got caught cah I didn't want a taser in my ass

Tryna change, not a bag of coins, got a bag of sins

One day, get on deen, disappear like Madeleine

I spent my early teens chasing down clientele

Not for show and tell, I'm low as hell but I just hide it well

Pity the fool like Mr. T

If I get sucked or touched you can't riddle me

I'll come with two mates like polygamy

Or will I do it by myself? No Digga D

No doubt I wanna live clean

But do you know how I was miskeen?

Had to dun a man's dance like Strictly

Money for my mum and my unborn pickney

Robbery nights, I used to tell shh "Pick me"

All that homework was a mystery

Cah I'm Caribbean like Tickle Me

And all now they're lying up in history