In this day and age you’re expected to be the perfect kind of woman

You better have a job, do the messages, have a husband/a wife, four kids, a house and a picket fence (Ha ha ha!)

In this day and age you’re expected to be the perfect kind of woman

And you’d better do it better than anybody else can

Keep your hands off my sister, if you’d be so kind, mister

Keep your hands off my sister, you’re so kind

In this day and age you’rе expected to bе the perfect kind of woman

You better shave your legs, wear makeup, have the right figure, lots of brains and the perfect life (Ha ha ha!)

In this day and age you’re expected to be the perfect kind of woman

Then you’d better do it better than everybody else can

Keep your hands off my sister, if you’d be so kind, mister

Keep your hands off my sister, you’re so kind

Oh, I’m sorry if I’ve been a bit down lately

I know it’s just the overwhelming amount of social oppressors that are crushing me every day, you know

But, ah, you know, it’s probably my own fault for just being a wee silly woman

But I can’t help just getting a wee bit angry about it

It just makes me, uh

It just makes me feel ah, ah, ah, ahhhhh!

Keep your hands off my sister, if you’d be so kind, mister

Keep your hands off my sister, you’re so kind