[Verse]
Yeah, no, loo-
I'm not kidding
He and I
We-we we'd be on the calculators
And we would-
We would pass them back and forth
'Cause we were writing these stupid stuff on them
And
We were talking about something, I don't know
But, the teacher was teaching
And then, umm-
I don't know, I never learned anything in that class
Umm, anyways, but
I gave the calculator to him
He read it, and then
This was completely irrelevant to the conversation by the way!
He- He handed me it back
And, in Spanish, it said
"Tu es muy guapo"
And I was like
I don't- I don't know what guapo means!
Like does anyone know what that means?
And I was like "guapo?"
And I wrote it down on my paper
And I still have the piece of paper by the way
And then
After the teacher was done teaching and we were doing our work
And I don't know what guapo means
Because I wrote on the calculator
I was like, "I'm not Latina"
Because, you know, I don't know Spanish!
He, umm, he and the girl I was sitting next to was like
"That means handsome!"
And I was like, "oh, handsome?"
And I was like, "hmm"
Well I'm glad you think of me that way
Uh
(Laughter)