[Intro]

Hooray, it's Christmas!

I love Christmas

[Verse 1]

I love it when it snows

I love ho, ho, ho's

Hot cocoa, Nat King Cole

Nice people, golden bows

I like parades, I like charades

Pumpkin pie on paper plates

Black guys and little girls in fresh done braids

[Chorus]

I love Christmas, I love Santa

I love you, baby, and your Christmas swagger

I love mistletoe, kissin' you on tippytoe

Where did all my lipstick go?

It Christmas, yo

[Verse 2]

I love beaded sweaters

Red and green tinfoil letters

Cheerful sledders, being together

Justin Biеber (What?)

I love jingle bеlls, Christmas sales

Chippendales with Santa hats on the big cock...tails

[Chorus]

I love Christmas, I love Santa

I love you, baby, and your Christmas swagger

I love mistletoe, kissin' you on tippytoe

Where did all my lipstick go?

It Christmas, yo

[Verse 3]

High five for December 2-5

I'm too live, every inch of my 5'5" frame

More caboose than a toy train

(Insane in the membrane)

Damn, granny got game

Aim, my good friend Keenan (I'm Keenan)

Man's overdue, hit me back when it's D again

Gettin' ready for the weekend

Spendin' so much dough at Duane Reade

Tits the season

[Chorus]

I love Christmas, I love Santa

I love you, baby, and your Christmas swagger

I love mistletoe, kissin' you on tippytoe

Where did all my lipstick go?

It Christmas, yo

I love Christmas, I love Santa

I love you, baby, and your Christmas swagger

I love Christmas and I love you

I love Christmas everything

Except I'm mostly Jew