Honey, I got good stories, and I'll tell them to you how you like

Smelling good, with a juicy lip and a smoky eye, yeah

Honey, I want your stories and I wanna make new ones with you

Page turners, hair pullers, library overdue

What are you doing, you must be kidding

What are you doing, what are you thinking

Looking out widows, looking at the tv, at your computer screen

Looking at your mobile, looking at the wall, look at everybody else but me

What are you doing, you must be kidding

What are you doing, what are you thinking

Honey, you must feel lucky, come cut some cards with me

I'll dress real nice, blow on your dice

You do what you want with your money

Honey, honey I'm here if you have a new bad story

We can work it out or sit it out, whatever you want and need

What are you doing, you must be kidding

What are you doing, what are you thinking

Looking out widows, looking at the tv, at your computer screen

Looking at your mobile, looking at the wall, look at everybody else but me

What you want me for, I don't wanna be some broad that you just ignore

What you get me for if you're busy and would rather just be alone

What are you doing, you must be kidding

What are you doing, what are you thinking

And I bet you'd let me stay here with you

Let everyone call me crazy, I'm obsessed and I can't take clues

And I bet you'd let me stay here with you

Let the time tick by til we lose our eyes

And you shit straight on my youth

What are you doing, you must be kidding

What are you doing, what are you thinking

Looking out widows, looking at the tv, at your computer screen

Looking at your mobile, looking at the wall, look at everybody else but me

What you want me for, I don't wanna be some broad that you just ignore

What you get me for if you're busy and would rather just be alone

What are you doing, you must be kidding

What are you doing, what are you thinking