Now all I wanted was a nice boy

After years of ass hats who were mean

And when I saw gentleman-land-ahoy

I jumped ship and threw my finger at the sea

What nobody told me, told me, told me

About the land of happy kitties, love and dreams

What no one told me, told me, told me

Is that the dudes here are mother fucking

You said you tried, and we both knew it

Maybe you're bad at what you do or really stupid

And if I liked how you do it

Why would I even think to go and ruin

A man who loves mе like in movies l-o-v-e

Hе makes the sun shine, birds sing, world turn, bells ring

He's gentle like a summer breeze candle

Sweet, with an open heart

More like a pussy

More like a pussy

More like a pussy, uh huh

I feel better, that thought was on repeat

I've been meaning to tell you but I've been busy

It's crossed my mind so much my brain's scribbled out

A faded memory, a shadow of a doubt

Replaced with you running your mouth

La la la la 'bout your feelings

And the longest list of me I should discard

And if you're the best that I can do let's Paxil me, Viagra you

Cuz I don't see a man who goes hard, nah

More like a pussy

More like a pussy

More like a pussy

Uh huh

La la la la la la la la la

La la la la la la

La la la la la la la la la

Sweet with an open heart

La la la la la la la la la

La la la la la la

La la la la la la la la la

I don't see a man who goes hard

Oh my god you're such a pussy

More like a pussy

More like a pussy

Uh huh