She puts her hand up when she's asking questions

Never says a goddamn thing that's slightly offensive

She has this mantra, do to others as you would have them do to you

She's quite the ray of sunshine, it makes me want to pollute

She works with kids or kittens or elderly women

She heals their wounds

I should call her and tell her and save her from all she's going through

There is no karma, no

It's all over the news

This whole time no one's been watching you

Oh how I'vе hated your pleasant statemеnts

And now you hate them too

She throws her hands up, and now she has all these questions

How do they know, who have they told, and what did they show you for proof

And now her mantra she discovers has done her little good

No, it doesn't work unless she goes first

Who knew, who knew, who knew

Last time it was Santa, she feels like a fool

She should have known that they were the same

They're only there to make you behave

There is no karma, no, it's not about you

Never was, never will be, it's hysterical 'cause it's true

Oh how I've hated your pleasant statements

And now you hate them too

I fucking knew it (I told you so)

Didn't I call that shit

I'm sorry sweetheart you have my condolences

I fucking knew it, didn't I call that shit

It will be fine sweetheart, you'll get over it

Yeah I fucking knew it (I told you so)

Didn't I call that shit

I'm sorry sweetheart you have my condolences

It will be fine sweetheart

It's only only only your love, your love

Oh how I've hated your pleasant statements

And now you hate them too