[Verse 1]

Rotten apple to the core, damn, I been a fuck up

Gettin' picked for last in gym, I can't even do a lay up

Writing on my sneakers, being sneaky with my teachers

Smokin' weed under the bleachers, cuttin' out and gluein' pictures

Carryin' my CD player, suckin' on a Now or Later

Sour Apple was the flavor, scribblin' on doodle paper

Tryin' hard to pay attention but I have no real direction

So I say, "yo, fuck this lesson," spark the leaf, my back is stressin'

Who I am and where I'm headed, cuttin' school and actin' crazy

Foster care done got me crazy, living with a crazy lady

Every day I'm always late, puffin' on a skimpy J

Staying in my grandma house, wasn't even far away

But I guess that's what I do, makin' life more difficult for me and you

[Chorus]

Ay caramba

Bart Simpson with the shits

Ay caramba, man, you can go and suck my dick

Skatin' down the street, being mischievous as shit

This as good as it gon' get, always cheat on yo' tests

Don't you be like the rest, I ain't no teacher's pet, uh

[Verse 2]

Lie, lie, lie, lie, lie

If that don't work then, deny, deny, deny

Lookin' to my future is like lookin' at the sky

Inner city orphan with my hand in apple pie

A liar, a schemer, a cheater, I do it all

I used to switch schools each comin' fall

I skipped all my classes and still managed to pass them all

Readin' comics in Forbidden Planet

I go home to a place of fantasy outside my own

Always been a loner, never had a solid home

I really like Marvel 'cause characters look just like me

And women don't have roles that make them look too sexually

I lie a lot from gettin' beaten and put off food, I'm not eatin'

Eczema so bad I'm bleedin', but I smile and keep it cheesin'

A nerdy girl with nymphomaniac tendencies

Everyone's offended but nobody here offended me

90's mami dressin' like Aaliyah, quite apparently

I'm heavy with the theory, I move with the groove

I'm Black like Shaolin, I tang with the Wu

Africa, my guy, with the bantu do

I'm stupid, fuckin' crazy nuts, loose like a screw

See, I know my money, got raised by the Jews

I'm a New York Puerto Rican like a rough kinda dude

I'ma hit the barrio and eat some Spanish food

And sit in Central Park, I'm in a New York mood

[Chorus]

Bart Simpson with the shits

Ay caramba, man, you can go and suck my dick

Skatin' down the street, being mischievous as shit

This as good as it gon' get, always cheat on yo' tests

Don't you be like the rest, I ain't no teacher's pet, uh

Bart Simpson with the shits

Ay caramba, man, you can go and suck my dick

Skatin' down the street, being mischievous as shit

This as good as it gon' get, always cheat on yo' tests

Don't you be like the rest, I ain't no teacher's pet, uh