[Intro]

You know, you know, you know

[Verse 1]

What's the matter with you?

Ain't you got nothing better to do

Than to dance your life away

At the local disco (Disco, disco, disco)?

You're polyester punk to the bone

No wonder you came alone

We're all grossed out

'Cause you spit when you talk

Saying "Yah, you know"

[Chorus]

Keep singing "Yah, you know"

"Yah, you know"

There's more to life than spitting when you talk

Saying "Yah, you know"

[Verse 2]

What's the matter with you?

You smell like diesel fuel

Whoever told you it was cool to drink Perrier (Perrier)?

Even a blind man knows

That plaid looks better in the snow

We're all grossed out

'Cause you spit when you talk

Saying "Yah, you know"

[Chorus]

Keep singing "Yah, you know"

"Yah, you know"

There's more to life than spitting when you talk

Saying "Yah, you know," uh

"Yah, you know" (Oh, yeah)

"Yah, you know"

[Verse 3]

What's the matter with you?

Ain't you got nothing better to do

Than to sit unemployed watching television like a fool?

Living in a bag of fast food

I guess it wouldn't seem so crude

But everybody's grossed

'Cause you spit when you talk

Saying "Yahhh, you know"

[Chorus]

Keep singing "Yah, you know"

"Yah, you know"

There's more to life than spitting when you talk

Saying "Yah, you know"

"Yah, you know"

"Yah, you know"

There's more to life than spitting when you talk

Saying "Yah, yah, you know"

[Spoken Outro]

"Yah, you know, like, I would get a job

But the world’s gonna end soon...

You got any 'ludes?"