[Chorus]
Expert lover, my baby
You ever had a Crystal Ball?
Expert lover, my baby
You ever had a Crystal Ball?
Ooh, expert lover, my baby
Ever had a Crystal Ball?
Expert lover, my baby
You ever had a Crystal Ball?
[Verse 1]
As bombs explode around us and hate advances on the right
The only thing that matters, baby, is the love that we make Tonight
As little babies in make-up terrorize the western world
The only thing that matters, baby, is love between a boy and girl
[Chorus]
Oh, expert lover, my baby
You ever had a Crystal Ball?
Undercover, no maybe
All for fun and fun for all
[Verse 2]
I can't remember my baby's voice because she ain't talking no more
Only the sound of love and prayer echo from the yellow floor
Yellow floor
Huh, she's saying:
"Dear Jesus, save us from temptation
Dear Jesus, save us from hell
Save us from the madness that threatens us all
Can you hear us? It's hard to tell
In your name we pray"
[Chorus]
Oh, expert lover, my baby
You ever had a Crystal Ball?
Undercover, no maybe
All for fun and fun for all
[Verse 3]
As soldiers draw swords of sorrow
My baby draws pictures of sex (Yes, she does)
All over the walls in graphic detail: sex
[Chorus]
Everybody say it now
Expert lover, huh, my baby
Ever had a Crystal Ball?
Under... undercover, ha, no maybe
All for fun and fun for all
[Interlude]
Rip it, ouch! Uh
[Chorus]
Expert lover, my baby
Ever had a Crystal Ball?
Uh, expert lover, my baby (My baby)
Ever had a Crystal Ball?
Crystal Ball
Expert
[Verse 4]
My baby, my baby, my baby, my baby
Kiss me, lick me, trick me, whoa!
Oh yeah, yeah
Come on, come on, come on, won't you come on?
[Chorus]
Expert lover, my baby
You ever had a Crystal Ball?
Expert lover, my baby
You ever had a Crystal Ball?
Ooh, expert lover, my baby
Ever had a Crystal Ball?
Expert lover, my baby
You ever had a Crystal Ball?
[Breakdown]
Don't you wanna?
What my drummer wanna say?
Yeah! Drummer
Tell me what the bass said
Yeah
Oh, ow!
Listen to my, uh, listen to my bass man play
(Alright) (Expert lover, my baby is alright)
(Alright) (Undercover, my baby is alright)
Listen to the guitar play
Hey! Wait a minute now
It's groovy
Ouch! Guitar, guitar
Come on now
Oh yeah!
[Verse 5]
My baby licked me fast
Her mama watch her gas
Come on, baby, do me fast
Come on, come on
Your mathematical gas
[Breakdown]
Uh
Ooh wee!
Darling, darling, you know you want a Cry-- Crystal Ball
Crystal Ball
I don't know, I have to ask my mommy first
As bombs explode around you and hate advances on your right
The only thing you can be sure of is the love we make tonight
[Chorus]
Expert lover, my baby
Ever had a Crystal Ball?
Take off your clothes, baby
Come on, get the Crystal Ball
Oh, you ever had a Crystal Ball?
Expert lover, my baby
Ever had a Crystal Ball?
Take off your clothes, baby
Come on, get the Crystal Ball
Oh, you ever had a Crystal Ball?
Expert lover, my baby
Ever had a Crystal Ball?
Take off your clothes, baby
Come on, get the Crystal Ball
Oh, you ever had a Crystal Ball?