[Verse 1]

Schemers always scheming, and they're scheming all the time

By the flicker of the campfire, the scheming dimly shine

[Chorus 1]

And they laugh and fantasize about the prize

With the colors fresh and creamy, they will snatch up on the rise

[Verse 2]

Oh, schemers, wretched scheming, scheme on into the night

Always formulating plans while tucked well out of sight

[Chorus 2]

And they laugh and carry on without the fears

Of knowing the ramifications of the walls with tiny ears

[Verse 3]

Schemers always scheming, and they're scheming all the time

Weasley little schemers, they got scamming on their minds

[Chorus 3]

Enamoring the masses, less than wise

For the most successful schemers tell the most colossal lies