[Les Claypool]

I'm goin' down to South Park

Gonna have myself a time

[Stan & Kyle]

Friendly faces everywhere

Humble folks without temptation

[Les Claypool]

Goin' down to South Park

Gonna leave my woes behind

[Cartman]

Ample parking day or night

People spouting "howdy neighbour!"

[Les Claypool]

Headin' on down to South Park

See, see if I can't unwind

[Kenny]

Our town is bigger, dammit!

Right down to the little granite!

[Les Claypool]

So come on down to South Park

And meet some friends of mine