[Verse 1: Les Claypool, Stan & Kyle]

I'm goin' down to South Park

Gonna have myself a time

Friendly faces everywhere

Humble folks without temptation

[Verse 2: Les Claypool & Cartman]

Goin' down to South Park

Gonna leave my woes behind

Ample parking, day or night

People spouting, "Howdy, neighbor!"

[Verse 3: Les Claypool & Kenny]

Headin' on up to South Park

Gonna see if I can't unwind

I like girls with big fat titties

I like girls with deep vaginas

[Verse 4: Les Claypool]

So come on down to South Park

And meet some friends of mine

[Outro]

*Fart*