Mr. Krinkle - Intellectual

[Verse 1]

Hello, Mister Krinkle, how are you today?

Seems the rumors are abound your team might move away

Now, me, I'm sentimental, but I'm not one to cry

(Yep, yep)

Say there, Mister Krinkle, let's cruise the bastard boat

Damn then sonsabitches with their gill-nets set afloat

I flip on my tele, and I watch the waters die

C'mon, Mister Krinkle, tell me why?

C'mon, Mister Krinkle, won't you please tell me why?

Tell me why?

Hey ho, Mister Krinkle, have you heard the brand new sound?

It's a cross between Jimi Hendrix, Bocephus, Cher and James Brown

It's called "Heavy Hometown,” New Wave, cold-filtered, low-calorie dry

C'mon, Mister Krinkle, tell me why?

Mister Krinkle