[Intro]

Bang-di-bang-di-bang-bang bang

[Verse 1]

She feeds her face with cheddar balls

As my brain cells start to pop

She licks her fingers stares away

Her IQ slowly drops

I pry my eyes as best I can

From that big electric stain

She feeds her face with cheddar balls

And crams more nonsense in her brain

[Refrain]

Bang-di-bang-di-bang-bang bang

[Verse 2]

Just when I thought I'd seen it all

They pull a cretin from the shelves

And flash that filth under their nails

To make us feel better about ourselves

As they ooze across the screen

Like a pustule gutted troll

We fill their coffers full of gold

And praise the skill of asshole

[Refrain]

Bang-di-bang-di-bang-bang bang

[Chorus]

More on TV

There's gotta be

More on TV

There's gotta be

More on TV

Than just

M-m-moron TV

[Chorus]

More on TV

There's gotta be

More on TV

There's gotta be

More on TV

Than just

M-m-moron TV

[Chorus]

More on TV

There's gotta be

More on TV

There's gotta be

More on TV

Than just

M-m-moron TV

[Bridge]

That one's famous for a sex tape

That one's famous from her dad

That one had more babies

Than anyone's ever had

That one married a rock star

That made all the little girls squeal

And that one wants to be President

'Cause she's got moron appeal, heh

[Refrain]

Bang-di-bang-di-bang-bang bang

[Chorus]

More on TV

There's gotta be

More on TV

There's gotta be

More on TV

Than just

M-m-moron TV

[Chorus]

More on TV

There's gotta be

More on TV

There's gotta be

More on TV

Than just

[Outro]

Bang-di-bang-di-bang-bang bang

Bang-di-bang-di-bang-bang bang

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