[Verse 1]

How 'bout one of them foot long sandwiches?

Got some tasty cola right here

[Verse 2]

Now look at that Chevy go

She's faster than greased up lightning

[Pre-Chorus 1]

Soda pops and pimple cream will gladly kick ya down the green

Just coat your cred with vaseline and shove it up your ass

[Chorus]

I used to be a pimp

But now I'm hoinfodaman

I'm hoinfodaman

I'm hoinfodaman

I used to be a pimp

But now I'm hoinfodaman

I'm hoin' for the advertising

Advertising man

[Verse 3]

Oh man, that's a juicy burger

Crispy on them fries please

[Chorus]

I used to be a pimp

But now I'm hoinfodaman

I'm hoinfodaman

I'm hoinfodaman

I used to be a pimp

But now I'm hoinfodaman

I'm hoin' for the advertising

Advertising man

[Bridge]

(He used to be a pimp

But now he's hoinfodaman

He's hoinfodaman

He's hoinfodaman

He used to be a pimp

But now he's hoinfodaman

He's hoin' for the advertising

Advertising man)

[Pre-Chorus 2]

Soda pops and pimple cream will always kick ya down the green

But the worst thing about ol' Charlie Sheen is when Hanes, they sold his ass

[Chorus]

I used to be a pimp

But now I'm hoinfodaman

I'm hoinfodaman

I'm hoinfodaman

I used to be a pimp

But now I'm hoinfodaman

I'm hoin' for the advertising

Advertising man

[Outro]

He used to be a pimp

But now he's hoinfodaman

He's hoinfodaman

He's hoinfodaman

He used to be a pimp

But now he's hoinfodaman

He's hoin' for the advertising

Advertising man