Hennepin Crawler - Intellectual

[Verse 1]

Well you can ride the Hennepin crawler for a dollar and pedal it around the world

You can ride the Hennepin crawler for a dollar and impress them steam punk girls

If you ride the Hennepin crawler for a dollar you'll feel that burn in your thigh

Cause when you ride the Hennepin crawler for a dollar you get to touch that pie in the sky

He'll show you his greasy old pickle for a nickel, most say they'd rather not

He tried to show a girl off of Florence street, he's damn lucky he didn't get caught

Fell asleep one night with a lit cigarette as he tried to drink away his pain

When the fireman doused the burned out shack, all they found was his greasy stain

(Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go)

Now you can ride the Hennepin crawler for a dollar and pedal your cares away

You can ride the Hennepin crawler for a dollar, but you best be prepared to pay

Cause when you ride the Hennepin crawler for a dollar, there's no friends or family deals

If you ride the Hennepin crawler for a dollar your sweat's gonna grease them wheels

(Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go)

You can try and buy Law & Order for a quarter way back in the olden days

He sold his soul for a donut hole, couldn't muster the nerve to ask for a raise

She sold seashells and other things down by the old seashore

When she sold her song to a beer commercial, she looked like a filthy whore

Haha!

(Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go)

Now you can ride the Hennepin crawler for a dollar and pedal it around the world

You can ride the Hennepin crawler for a dollar, impress them steam punk girls

If you ride the Hennepin crawler for a dollar you'll feel that burn in your thigh

Cause when you ride the Hennepin crawler for a dollar you get to bite that pie in the sky

You get to bite that pie in the sky, you get to bite that pie in the sky

(Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go)

Hennepin, Hennepin crawler

You can ride the Hennepin crawler for a dollar