Groundhog’s Day - Intellectual

[Verse 1]

When I woke up this morning I felt a pang

I was hungerin’ for some apple pie

Stumbled in the bathroom, I hung my hog a little bit

Washed the sebum out my eye

Oh yeah, this’ll be a fine day

Scratched myself a bit, poured me out a bowl of Corn Chex

Closest thing I could find to apple pie

Lingerin’ taste of toothpaste made the milk go down a bit funny

But you know, them Chex they do satisfy

Oh yeah, oh yeah

This'll be a fine day

So after my morning rise-n-shine and eat-n-clean

Had my mind set to hit them streets

Drizzle from the night left the cold puddles out

Had my black stomp-boots on my feet

Yeah, it's my day, yeah

Yeah, it's my day

My day

Ooh, since I was in kneepants my pop had tried to make me realize

If I set my mind down to it I could be a big man in the public eye

So with my big blue collar on, I set out to find the easy way

What an ice cold bath it was when I found you had to, had to, had to pay to play

Ooh, to taste the taste, a tease that never would subside

The taste is strong but soured by my learned eyes

Well, if a woodchuck could chuck wood he'd get down on his knees to pray

This little snappy boy might see the light this groundhog's day

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