[Verse 1]

Oh I can still remember

Jenny Hernando

She was my little lovely one

When I was seventeen

I remember the day that she

Gave me her vriginity

And then she gave it to everyone

In our vicinity

[Verse 2]

Oh I can still remember

Julie Tolentino

The dancing Filipino

We used to run around

Her and Flouncin' Freddy

Were going hot and steady

Now she runs a dyke bar

The biggest one in town

[Verse 3]

I can still remember my

Old friend Todd Squellati

I watching him snort a

Milkshake right up his nose

He slurped it up the left side

Blew it out the right side

How he ever kept it down

I will never know

[Verse 4]

Of course I still remember

Ol' Flouncin' Freddy

We were pumping gas

Down at El Sobrante Shell

His Mustang was his pride n' joy

He liked to dance the cowboy

Hanging out at Jack In the Box

But eat at Taco Bell