Conspiranoia - Intellectual

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[Verse 1]

Lloyd Boyd was conspiranoid

Barking chemtrails in the skies

Claiming Bill Gates has put microchips

In all the chicken pot pies

Launching himself in his lawn chair

Proving the Earth was flat

Microwaving his burritos

Now he always wears his tinfoil hat

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[Verse 2]

Marion Barrion, contrarian

Felt Dr. Tony was selling her lies

So to keep from getting the big bad flu

She sprinkled cat urine into her eyes

With garlic cloves in her nostrils

And dryer sheets taped to her head

Marion Barrion, contrarian

Is now stinking up a hospital bed

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Conspiranoia

[Verse 3]

Can lead a horse to water

But you cannot make him drink

You can guide a fool towards logic

But you'll rarely make him think

Be wary of conspiranoia

As purveyors abound

For an open mind too open

Spills its contents on thе ground

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[Outro: Spoken]

Let me tell you somеthing about Betty White

That the lamestream media won't report

She died of a COVID booster shot

She was also Barbara Bush's secret sister

Cow dung will protect everyone

It's scientifically proven that cow dung is anti-radiation

This is a chip that can be used in mobile phones to reduce radiation

It'll safeguard people against diseases

Which leads us to chemtrails

Scientists and governments are seeding the atmosphere

Implementing biological warfare and population control

And geoengineering a race of superhuman Jews

We are ruled by a race of extraterrestrial beings

Who came to Earth around five hundred thousand years ago

In order to mine gold

They are a race of blood-drinking, shape-shifting alien reptiles

And have infiltrated the Bush family, Margaret Thatcher, Bob Hope, and the British royals, among others

JFK Jr. is alive and well

He did not die in a plane crash off the coast of Martha's Vineyard in '99

He's gonna appear here in Dealey Plaza fifty-eight years after his father's assassination

To announce that he'll be Donald Trump's running mate in 2024

The Earth is not a sphere

And evidence has been faked or suppressed

To hide the fact that it is instead a disk or a single infinite plane

GPS devices are rigged to make aircraft pilots wrongly believe

That they are flying around the globe

The Camp Fire in California

Destroyed over a hundred and fifty-three thousand acres, eighteen thousand structures, resulting in eighty-five civilian deaths (Conspiranoia)

If it was caused by a downed power line

Why didn't numerous witnesses [?]

(Conspiranoia)

Do you really believe it's coincidence that the fires also burned the areas of Jerry Brown's projected seventy-seven million-dollar high speed railway project? (Conspiranoia, conspiranoia)

And then the Rothchild's

(Conspiranoia)

[?]

'Cause I don't

Not when the evidence is right in front of our faces

Jewish space lasers