Bob - Intellectual

[Verse 1]

I had a friend that took a belt

Took a belt and hung himself

Hung himself in the doorway of the apartment where he lived

His woman and his little bro

Came home from the grocery store

Only to find him dangling in the apartment where he lived

I had a friend who shaved his head

Put his Doctor Martens on

And drew such wondrous pictures in the apartment where he lived

He praised my creativity

Though he spoke sarcastically

Oh, the conversations there in the apartment where he lived

I had a friend who took his belt

Took the belt and hung himself

Hung himself in the doorway of the apartment where he lived

Rock, she thought him spiteful

Ler, he thought him pitiful

Me, I've never been back to the apartment where he lived

I had a friend that took a belt

Took a belt and hung himself

Hung himself in the doorway of the apartment where he lived

I had a friend that took a belt

Took a belt and hung himself

Hung himself in the doorway of the apartment where he lived

I had a friend that took a belt

Took a belt and hung himself

Hung himself in the doorway of the apartment where he lived

I had a friend that took a belt

Took a belt and hung himself

He hung himself in the doorway of the apartment where he lived

I had a friend that took a belt

Took a belt and hung himself

Hung himself in the doorway of the apartment where he lived

(Scat singing)