I go through more "bars" than alcoholics

And make these babies cry like they suffer from colic

I have something in common with that comic book line

'Cause they "marvel" everytime that Prime utters a rhyme

In a zone when I spit,got many bones to pick

I want a watch so iced out,Sierra Leone's on my wrist

Skate off with me gold and a big bag of cream

Attract girls with "racks" big enough to hold magazines

Universal,I span the continuum of space-time

With a style that's fatter than Jenny Craig's waistline

Fuck Slim Fast,I'd rather pack pounds of extra weight

Not the type that makes my cholesterol escalate

"Big apple" like New York,delicious and golden

I'm like Shaq standing amongst a bunch of Gary Colemans

'What you talkin' 'bout Willis,' I'm flippin' a damn bird

At absurd folks that are bigger dummies than Lamont Sanford (ya big dummy!)

I'm tryin' to watch my profanity

But I get fuckin' pissed at assholes and bitches that tax my sanity

Get more flak (Flack) than Roberta and hear whinings (Winans) like CeCe

I'd rather be gettin' head on a beach in Tahiti

I'm a modern day Da Vinci,a "Renaissance Man"

Lookin' to produce more "cheddar" than Wisconsin

Sex a honey from each country to say I fucked the world

Tonight a sweet little Swede,tomorrow a Russian girl

The way I hurl these curves,I'm on the run for Cy Young

I'm like a lesbian in the way I flick my tongue

But I'm also like a reverend,preachin' the word

That'll make you "shake your groove thing" like Peaches and Herb

But my diction's scary,I murdered the dictionary

I'm a man of the world but also a visionary

Process so many thoughts,my brain's built by Intel

I got a network that's complex and connected like Ma Bell