Ay yo my name is Chris Pratt

And no I’m not Matt (no)

But if I was Matt I might be Matt Damon (yo)

Matt Damon stranded (yeah)

Up on Mars (uh)

And I tell you on this ship there ain't no candy bars

Lemme tell you my name

It’s Jennifer Lawrence

I’ve been waking up everyday

And making the pirate bay torrents

(Uh) Chris, can I get a crisp piss

Can I get a Swiss Miss

On this cocoa piss bitch

Bend over (yeah)

Touch your toes (uhuh)

And if you’re lucky I’ll stick my lil nose (uhuh)

Up your butthole (yo)

Oh yeah you got a butthole

You got a butthole (uh)

Ay who is that

It’s Lawrence Fishburne

You got food in you and you suck

You got a block of granola bricks and you fuck (ayy)

Ima see you down by the river

It’s not a river though it’s a pool

And Lawrence Fishburne’s dead

Lawrence Fishburne in the house now (DAMN)

It’s time to die in the house now (DAMN)

I hope I don’t die

I hope I live to fly

I hope I live to see my son (D-D-D-D-DAMN)

His name is Cry

I named him after what I’ll do if I die on this ship

Oops I gotta poo (ooh)

I’m going to the bathroom now

I hope I don’t fall down

I hope my arms fall UP

Oh I just coughed

And now I’m dead

I died in less time than it takes to make bread

I’m not in this movie

I’m not in it at all

And I got paid $800 coz my son loves the fall

And now its Andy Garcia

Here I am on the ship

And if your lucky maybe I’ll give the robot a tip

OCEANS