My eyes were the color of shit

So i switched them for blue

My earlobes were fat so i

Had them each pierced six times through

My lips took up half of my face

So i switched them for small

I've switched plenty parts but it

Would have been simpler

To switch it all

Mister plastic surgeon

Please replace my face

I don't like its shape

It don't like this place

So tell me mister plastic

I'd pay you enough

That would be fantastic

Can't you carve it off