com kid theory #larp

By predayed

Released on January 7, 2026

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[Verse 1]

He was talkin' on the net

I call my brothers, they gon' walk 'em down

In another state, I have a swat team movin' through your house

Put you on the bin, I got your number, we don't play around

Kidnappin' your brother for the dug up, he won't make a sound


[Chorus]

I'm a real comboss

Talkin' shit, get doxxed

If you talk in my city, watch your body get dropped

Fuck your site, Honeypot, NFO never stop

We be ddosin' your router, anti-booters on top


[Verse 2]

He tryn' run a CTF, so I put his ass in check

How you callin' me a skid, but you can't even pen test

He try talkin' 'bout extortion, carve my name up in your chest

Now he wanna go band for band, he gon' larp a ledger next

Now I got a bunch of money, gotta buy a bunch of coke

Keep on snortin' hella lines until I cannot feel my throat

He try extortin' my bitch, I know I cannot let it go

Finna sim-swap your ass and text your mom that she a hoe

Finna hit a ATM, I hit your local cornerstore

If we browsin' on the web, a VPN and NFO

Even got an OVA, some shit y'all didn't even know

Buying hella OG users, sellin' Molly on the low


[Chorus]

I'm a real comboss

Talkin' shit, get doxxed

If you talk in my city, watch your body get dropped

Fuck your site, Honeypot, NFO never stop

We be ddosin' your router, anti-booters on top


[Verse 3]

Heard your homie was in love, so I'mma have my bros get rid of him

Hella rich in Dollhouse Roleplay, tradin' all my limiteds

Gettin' monthly payments from your hoe, I call it dividend's

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