[Verse 1]

Ladies and gents, prepare for a dose of the finest vandal

Digging you so deep that I'm redefining a manhole

I'm leaving your life dismantled in shambles

So you all better scramble, cause everything I do is a scandal

I'll murder you then bring you back to life so I can murder you twice

Like an Orton, so better get lost, Randall

For my next rap, I'm teaming up with George Frederick Handel

And the only lighting I have in my house is a Roman candle

A cross between Nero, Dave Shapiro, and Robert De Niro

I'm beating the drum slowly and you're already shaking with fear, yo

Let's bring it back to the basics, saying anything to get me my paycheck

Scaring you candy-asses the fuck up out of your Playtex

Since I've been famous, it feels like I've entered the matrix

But I'm not Keanu Reeves, honey, so be don't naive

People doubting my talents is one of my top pet peeves

So no matter your religion, it's better if you just believe

[Chorus]

The shit that I'll put your life through is shit that cannot be erased

I'd pack your bags right now and skip town, cause I'm a nutcase

I'm the type of problem it's better just not to face

So why don't you pack your bags and go, jack? Cause after all, I'm a nutcase