[Intro]
I need a stoner bitch, I need a stoner bitch (To-sto-stoner bitch)
[Chorus]
I need a sto-sto-sto-stoner bitch
I need a sto-sto-sto-sto-sto-stoner bitch
I need a sto-sto-sto-stoner bitch
I need a stoner bitch, I need a stoner bitch
[Verse 1: UnderRated]
I need a stoner bitch baby, lookin' just like you (Right there)
And if you like to get high, well then you just might do (C'mon)
Never cry you only sad, when the sack is gone
I got a pound in the bong, so girl, pack the bong (Do it)
Fuck the Coach, fuck the Prada, fuck the Dolce and Gabbana (Fuck that!)
She's happy kickin' back, smokin' a fat sac of Marijuana
Well be together forever, that's what she promised me
The only breakin' up we do is when we breakin' up the weed (Aha!)
And please believe she's doin' it right (Yeah)
She's the type of girl that likes to smoke and fuck all night (Woo!)
She's the love of my life, my stoner bitch is the Barbay
She's better than a blonde babe and better than Beyoncé (Damn)
Ass so big you can see it from the front
And shes so damn sexy, how she pass the blunt
My stoner bitch is like a dream to me, she be so fine
I gotta make this little fly, stoner bitch all mine
[Chorus]
I need a sto-sto-sto-stoner bitch
I need a sto-sto-sto-sto-sto-stoner bitch
I need a sto-sto-sto-stoner bitch
I need a stoner bitch, stoner bitch
[Bridge: 1-Ton]
Some men they wanna girl, who's got a nice face
Big ass titties and a slim ass waist
Some men they wanna girl who they know can cook and clean
Take care of the kids and hook a steak up in between
Some men they wanna girl, who can be a freak in bed
Suck a good dick and put they legs behind they head
But me, I wanna stoner bitch who always got a blunt
The type of girl that love to smoke and skills at rollin' up
[Verse 2: Daddy X]
I got a stoner bitch, she's the queen of the green
She's licks my nutsac like she licks the blunt baby
We always stoned at the pad up at rollers rollin' green
Fat anti joints she's a rollin' machine
She's a queen and I'm a Kottonmouth King
And we feens for the green and the sex in between
The hits and the ditz is like bouncin' all crazy
We be high in the sheets fuckin' stoned, pickin' daisies
It's amazin' and this is no fabrication
Daddy X, I got the finest stoner bitch in the nation
And I put that on circa like my mothafuckin' life
'Til death do us part she's my bud smokin' wife
[Interlude]
She was probably one of the best hoes
If not thee best hoe I ever had
What she would do is like little shit that I like done
Uh, havin' my joint rolled and ready
[Verse 3: Johnny Richter]
Yeah, rolled and ready, pack and load it, now it's time to smoke
And talk about my stoner bitch 'cause man, she ain't no joke
Let's get it straight, don't ever let her hear you call her bitch
Just like the lights go on and off, her attitude will switch
I got a fine lady love to blaze and sit some while
And lay up on the couch with me when it's getting close to game time
My stoner ladies bad as fuck and yes, she likes to fuck
Like Simon loves it when, I'm diggin' deep inside her guts
No macaroni and cheese, please, shell hit the store
If we outta weed, then she's out the door to make a score
She be the love of my life, I know shes down to ride
My stoner baby, maybe someday be my stoner wife
[Chorus]
I need a sto-sto-sto-stoner bitch
I need a sto-sto-sto-sto-sto-stoner bitch
I need a sto-sto-sto-stoner bitch
I need a stoner bitch, stoner bitch
[Bridge: 1-Ton]
Some men they wanna girl, who's got a nice face
Big ass titties and a slim ass waist
Some men they wanna girl who they know can cook and clean
Take care of the kids and hook a steak up in between
Some men they wanna girl, who can be a freak in bed
Suck a good dick and put they legs behind they head
But me, I wanna stoner bitch who always got a blunt
The type of girl that love to smoke and skills at rollin' up
[Chorus]
I need a sto-sto-sto-stoner bitch
I need a sto-sto-sto-sto-sto-stoner bitch
I need a sto-sto-sto-stoner bitch
I need a stoner bitch, stoner bitch
[Verse 4: 1-Ton]
My stoner bitch got ass for days, the munchies make her thick
She help me grow my plants and she knows a couple tricks
The type a bitch who never snitch and quick to light a spliff
The type a bitch who takin' trips and help me sell my shit (That's right)
My girl she got a green thumb and round my green house (Haha!)
She pickin' up my pounds and she drive 'em down south (Nothing)
Your girl is kinda bullshit, ya no smoking with your spouse (Huh)
She got 'cha watchin' Oprah while you cuddle on the couch (Hahaha!)
But me I'm sayin' fuck a bitch, unless she wanna smoke (Hoe)
Tell a couple funny jokes while she takes another toke (Huh?)
Some girls will take a cherry stem and tie 'em with their tongue
My girl will roll another blunt and smoke it 'til it's done (Alright)
Your bitch is in the kitchen with some chickin' shake 'n' bake
My bitch is takin' bong hits and love the way I bake (Ha!)
'Cause I'm a stoner, you a stoner, she's a stoner too (Huh?)
And I'm in love with stoner bitches just like you
[Outro]
I need a stoner bitch