[Intro]
Ehehehehe! Oh my God, no way!
[Verse 1: UnderRated]
Yeah, whaddup? How ya doin'? (Hey, whaddup?) It’s very nice to meet ya
I'm a big baller want to get a slice of pizza? (Hmmm…)
You don't like pizza, that’s okay, I was playin', anyway
My name is Josh and I wanted to say "Hey" (Hello!)
So, I know I look like I could be Justin Beiber (Ehehehehe!)
But I gotta a case of jungle fever and I just had to meet ya (Ay!)
Baby girl, I can make you laugh giggle and joke
And today's your lucky day I got a pound to smoke
So, here, just put it in your mouth and have a suck (Yeah)
No not like that, girl, I'm talkin' about the blunt (Aha!)
Hun, you can relax, I'm not like those other guys (No)
I just wanna chill with you and have a good time (Huh?)
I can rehab you sexually if that's what I gotta do (I would!)
And you can ask me any question like I'm Doctor Drew
I got her laughing I think she really likes me
Never thought I was a pimp but, hmmm, I might be
[Chorus: DJ Chill]
(Ayo) Excuse me, what’s your name, girl?
I seen you over there chillin’ doin' ya thang, girl (Ehehehehe!)
You’ve heard it all before but now it ain't a game, girl
You without me? Aww! What a shame, girl!
Excuse me, what's your name, girl?
I seen you over there chillin' doin’ ya thang, girl
You've heard it all before but now it ain't a game, girl
This is how I came 'cause I'm nothin' like these lames
[Verse 2: 1-Ton]
Let me take ya back a couple days ago
I was lookin' for a blunt instead a sound checkin' for the show
When I came across this girlie early at the club
Lookin' hella curvy and I heard she got the chronic bud
So, I had to slide on over and ask "how she be?" (I'm good!)
Introduced myself "I'm 1-Ton the MC" ([?])
I'm lookin' for a sexy girl to share some weed with me (Whassup, baby?)
And If I had a dream you would be my fantasy (Ehehehehe!)
She laughed at every pick up line that I had
Yo baby, roll with me you'll never cry or be sad (C'mon, girl!)
And I am so rad to all the girls in the suburbs (Ehh)
And I am so bad to all the girls that wanna be hood (Hood)
She busted out her weed and started rollin' some up
She said one night with her and that I'm probably gonna go nuts (Ehehe! Hahahaha!)
Rep for Humboldt County (Let's go!), ya town got nothin' on us
A sucker for a stoner bitch who eats at Dunkin' Donuts (True)
Baby like a big guy, who's tongue like "Damn!" (Ah!)
Baby's down to have as much fun as we can (C'mon, girl!)
She comfortable around me, I'm one nice man (All true!)
So we ended at my telly for a one night stand
[Chorus: DJ Chill]
(Ayo) Excuse me, what's your name, girl?
I seen you over there chillin' doin' ya thang, girl
You've heard it all before but now it ain't a game, girl
You without me? Aww! What a shame, girl!
Excuse me, what's your name, girl?
I seen you over there chillin' doin' ya thang, girl (Ehehehehe!)
You've heard it all before but now it ain't a game, girl
This is how I came 'cause I'm nothin' like these lames (Argh!)
[Verse 3: DJ Chill]
She was walkin' down the street, so, I said "Hello"
My name is Chillest Illest from the city P.O.
She said "So" I said "So?" well, never mind, my city
But I think your really pretty, I'm feelin' you should get with me
I know you hear that often with that skin so smooth and soft
I gotta blunt that we can smoke, I'll bet your sexy when you cough
YaduduBkazaBlah, a bluesy and some convo
Now, I'm feelin' cozy with my feet all in her condo ([?])
She pulled out more green than Rondo
Looking in my eyes like she's ready to play my bongos (Yeah)
What am supposed to do she ain't wearin' no thong, yo (Damn)
With her lips around it but it ain't a bong, bro ([?])
I'm a smooth brother, Versace smothered
High is what she got because I'm not these others (Haha)
(Jealous! Jealous!) She wanted to watch me love her
That's cool 'cause the Magnum box got three rubbers (Three)
[Chorus: DJ Chill]
(Ayo) Excuse me, what's your name, girl?
I seen you over there chillin' doin' ya thang, girl (Ehehehehe!)
You've heard it all before but now it ain't a game, girl
You without me? Aww! What a shame, girl! (Ahaha, yah)
Excuse me, what's your name, girl?
I seen you over there chillin' doin' ya thang, girl
You've heard it all before but now it ain't a game, girl
This is how I came 'cause I'm nothin' like these lames
[Interlude]
You're cute! Hahaha! I need a drink…
[Outro: T.J.]
Hey, put your number in my phone, I'll call you in a week or two
You and all your friends can come through to the telly boo
We can smoke a blunt, maybe even have a drink or two
If I don't answer leave a message *Peep*
Hey, put your number in my phone, I'll call you in a week or two
You and all your friends can come through to the telly boo
We can smoke a blunt, maybe even have a drink or two
If I don't answer leave a message *Peep*, thanks!