Computer Love

By Potluck

On Pipe Dreams

Released on 2009

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[Intro]

*Windows XP Startup*

*Typing*

*Cash register bell rings*

*Typing*

You've got mail


[Verse 1: UnderRated]

Today I got a message from a girl, she said she was seventeen (Uh)

I felt so wrong, oh my God stop talkin' to me! (Boo-ya!)

Then she wrote again, hit me up on my IM (What?!)

Where the hell did you get my screen name?! You chicken head! (Uh)

She told me she found it lookin' on a forum (No)

Her and all her friends thought I'd be down for whorin' (No, what?)

'Cause all these little girls be hittin' me up

I'm on MySpace and Facebook, and yeah, hoe, I like to fuck (Ah)

But you're too young, wait do you have an older sister? (Who?)

You do? Great, have her email me her picture (Ah-ha!)

All type of girls sendin' pics to my inbox

Oh look here's another one, all she's wearing is her lip-gloss (Ooh!)

So I wrote back, baby, what do you wanna do?

You lookin pretty and I'm pretty sure I'm in your city soon (Aha?)

Then I got her number, texted every now and then

And when I'm in her town, we get down, she even gives me head ([?])

That's how it happens and it happens every other day

So many people online tryin' to get laid

So fuck the bar, I'm goin' back to my computer

To chat with someone fine who in time will let me do her


[Chorus: UnderRated]

(Computer love) I'm loggin' on and signin' in

I'm tryin' to find a sexy friend

(Computer love) I check email, flip on my webcam

Look at her, oh damn!

(Computer love) So many people online

That's why I'm online tryin' to find my

(Computer love) "Don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day"


[Verse 2: 1-Ton]

We livin' in the future, booty calls in the computer

Horny girls who wanna photo share and flash their naked hooters

Internet recruiters (Who?), lookin' for a suiter

They wanna meet me (Aw) in real life and ride me like a scooter (Damn)

Thank you for the message but you're way to aggressive (Yeah, man)

I'm in married, man, lady, why can't you respect it? (Yeah!)

Textin' me too much about how wonderful your sex is

And you'll be on the guest list, next time that I'm in Texas (Oh)

But that depends only if you bring a friend

Then they cheatin' two girls same time, cancel in the end

Dippin' online (Line), she's only kinda fine

Damn, MySpace pics fuckin' trick me every time (Damn!)

Yahoo, Messenger, webcam shows

Every chat room that I go got the same damn hoes (Hoe)

Update your mood (What?!), careful who you talkin' to

'Cause sometimes that fine girl is really just a fuckin' dude


[Chorus: UnderRated]

(Computer love) I'm loggin' on and signin' in

I'm tryin' to find a sexy friend

(Computer love) I check email, flip on my webcam

Look at her, oh damn!

(Computer love) So many people online

That's why I'm online tryin' to find my

(Computer love) "Don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day"


[Bridge: 1-Ton]

Nowadays everybody's on the internet

MySpace, Facebook, anything that gives them sex

Computer love, message me or send a text

Come join the club, baby, maybe you could be next

Nowadays everybody's on the internet

MySpace, Facebook, anything that gives them sex

Computer love, message me or send a text

Come join the club, baby, maybe you could be next


[Outro]

Computer love

Computer love

Computer love