[?] mountain, proud and rous-ed

But ignominiously laid and loung-ed simultaneously

Disreputable and hard as hell

And not from any neighborhood

But from my own free will, skillset not included

[?] at the beginning

But buildin' up stamina for women

Sin, it’s all too common, [?]

But worked my way the hell up from a damn good family

No need [?] to reconcile my lifestyle with

And wild wits of every chasm become more apparent

And my parents held my hand far enough

So I'm a [?] tuffet

Unlike any Miss Muffet of our kids books

I do it all with both hands behind my back

I do it all with all my teeth intact

I do it all with every weapon off the rack

I do it all with [?] always on my [?]

The [?] contrived by mankind

[?] the desire [?]

Required to make me seem so warm

No more folded arms or good charms for fear of ill-fate

[?] some kind of day-and-night for the right play

Lately, I am castling and checking a bunch of shit

(Figuratively, and I am really good at it)

Lately, I have been castling and checking a bunch of shit

I do it all with both hands behind my back

I do it all with all my teeth intact

I do it all with every weapon off the rack

I do it all with [?] always on my [?]

I do it all with both hands behind my back

I do it all with all my teeth intact

I do it all with every weapon off the rack

I do it all with [?] always on my [?]