We can have a pillowfight

And u can brush my hair

And maybe if ur lucky

I’ll let u go downstairs

Let me do your makeup

Like u know u can't look worse

And u know if u wanna see mine

Ur gonna show me yours first

Then we can go shoplift

And then totally binge

But dont take food off of my plate

Or ur gonna see me unhinged

Lets go crash a party

And pick a few guys pockets

I think i see that girl we hate lets lock her in a closet

I heard the cops are coming

The fire marshall too

We better get out of this place

We dont need to get strike 2

That was super close

Where should we go next?

What about that one bar

Where u threw up on that guys chest

Dancing with our tops off

The crowd just loves to stare

Oh my god get off the stage

I think ur moms right over there

Running to the bathroom

We can jump out of the window

Dont tell me u forgot ur top

Omg like how dumb hoe

I’ll steal u something from the claires

Thats right across the street

Just hide behind the dumpster

Dont let men oggle for free

Like seriously...

That was so dumb girl...

Lets sneak into that beauty pageant

And go steal the crown

Its not like those girls deserve it

They belong in the pound

I wanna get a juicer

Oh wait is that ur brother

I’ll be right back

Hes such a snack

I’m gonna make him stutter

Okay im back where were we

Oh girl hes fine dont worry

He passed out in the bathroom stall

Come on lets bounce girl hurry

Oh look its ur crush going into that rave

Dont fight me hush girl its time to be brave

Grind up on his body

And give him one good kiss

Now ditch him he’ll be calling

That’s last thing on our list

Now lets book it back to my house

Before the cops can see us

And post all our pics on the web

So they all wanna be us