[Verse 1]

I'm constantly wasting my days

Trying to teach my body new tricks

But they never seem to stick

And I can feel myself getting sick

I feel guilty for all the sleep I get

But I never feel rested

[Chorus]

My sister says she's proud of me

But I can hear her lying through her teeth

My Christmas card, every year it reads

"We'll always have a couch for you to sleep on"

"We'll always have a couch for you to sleep on"

[Verse 2]

I'm losing sleep

Having dreams about tomorrow

What will happen if I don't grow into what you thought?

Just don't be mean

Every year I'm getting smarter

Keep my head above the water, you still try to pull me down

[Chorus]

My sister says she's proud of me

But I can hear her lying through her teeth

My Christmas card, every year it reads

"We'll always have a couch for you to sleep on"

"We'll always have a couch for you to sleep on"

"We'll always have a couch for you to sleep on"

"We'll always have a couch for you to sleep on"