[Chorus]

Someone call a paramedic

I can't speak, it's all phonetic

Made me forget

Every word 'cause, like, that's a lot of letters

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

[Verse 1]

911, hello? It's me, Sophia

Yes, this is an emergency

Yes, the way they put it down on me

Got the whole room tipsy

Hyperventilating when

We be procreating

Where'd you learn to do that thing?

How you hold the bat when you swing

[Pre-Chorus]

I don't think I can breathe

I don't think I can read

I don't think I can think

I don't think I can see

Fuck

[Chorus]

Someone call a paramedic

I can't speak, it's all phonetic

Made me forget

Every word 'cause, like, that's a lot of letters

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

[Verse 2]

Cut your pic out and put it in my locket (Whoa, whoa, whoa)

So I could kiss you whenever I wanted (Mmm, ah)

Hyperventilating when (Oh-eh)

We be procreating

Where'd you learn to do that thing? (Ooh-whoa)

How you hold the bat when you swing, yeah, yeah

[Pre-Chorus]

I don't think I can breathe

I don't think I can read

I don't think I can think

I don't think I can see

Haha, shit

[Chorus]

Someone call a paramedic

I can't speak, it's all phonetic

Made me forget (Yeah)

Every word 'cause, like, that's a lot of letters

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

[Bridge]

あいうえお

かきくけこ

さしすせそ

たちつてと

なにぬねの (Yah!)

はひふへほ

まみむめも

やいゆえよ

らりるれろ

ぱぴぷぺぽ (Ah!)

[Spoken]

えちょっと待って

ちょっと待って

イケメンじゃない？

イケメンだよね？

むり、むり、むり、むり (Ooh-whoa, ooh-yeah)

ヤバイ、超かっこいいんだけど。

むり、むり、絶対むり

ヤバイんだけど (Ooh-whoa)

[Guitar Solo]

(Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)

Yeah, yeah, yeah, whoa-oh

(Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)

(Ooh-ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

Hahaha

Someone call a parame-me-me—

(Come on!)

(Ooh!)

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ

[Outro]

あいうえお (Oh yeah)

かきくけこ

さしすせそ

(You got me, you got me forgetting all of my words)

たちつてと

なにぬねの (Yah!)

はひふへほ

まみむめも

やいゆえよ

らりるれろ

ぱぴぷぺぽ (Ah!)